danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship. 
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dragondeviant:

snoopycomet:

assbuttsprevail:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

 personally I hate twilight but this one character is a legend.

I am Charlie

This guy is the only good thing that came from Twilight

Charlie, hell yes! While, yes the Twilight movies range from god awful to shit your pants funny (Michael Sheen I’m looking at you). One thing remains constant and that is Charlie, one of the most unappreciated dads in movie history. I like imagine by the last movie he gave up trying with his daughter and just said fuck it, when the Voltairy gave him that trip to Hawaii with his new wife and they had a great time, maybe started a new family with new kids that won’t go off marrying hellspawn in a needy selfish co-dependent relationship.